Superheroes

In a galaxy, far away, there lived a girl. Upon finding a pair of her older brother's underwear, she discovered it held magical powers! She tried with all her might to get them on, and with the help of her mother, she was successful. She then placed another pair she found on her head and then a hero was born....UNDERWEAR GIRL! Underwear Girl set out to save the galaxy, but quickly discovered another superhero...Spiderman! The two superheroes felt they could not coexist and so, a battle ensued. They zigged. They zagged, They jumped and crawled. Underwear Girl could not believe her eyes, Spiderman had moves she had never seen before!And so, Underwear Girl gave the title of SUPER superhero to none other than, Spiderman. Underwear Girl returned to her home and took her rightful place as Princess of Barrowville, where she frequently called upon Spiderman, to rid her land of all evil. Which of course he did, never asking for anything in return!